No RESPECT!

It's gone! Gone i tell you. You probably think what the hell is he on about. Well i'll tell you........
R. E. S. P. E. C. T. I have become a victim of having no respect from my family.
Last night was a good example. I normally visit my aunt on a saturday night, and we usually have a drink and put the world to right.But last night she called off sick, so the family had to have the pleasure of me all night. Well it started off fine and we all started to drink a little bit, but as the evening wore on i started to feel a bit sleepy so i thought while i'm in the prone position i'll just check my eye lids for light leaks. What i didn't realize was that they (my lovely family)proceeded to paint all my finger nails a bright pink and then take photo's, ready for Facebook. They all went to bed and i woke about 1.30am, i then went to the fridge to get a drink. Thats when i discovered what they had done. Well i found that 30 minutes scraping with a sharp knife is alot cheaper than nail polish remover. This morning i have become an object for p*** taking. Even the dog looks at me funny, as if to say. How could you? How can i sit and lay down on your command, when they keep sniggering behind your back. Well i tell you now, the worm is turning, i will have my revenge, they will all be sorry just as soon as i've finnished this bit of washing up and got out of this damn pinny.